Golf at Camp Everett

by Mike Mehrig

A lot of you fucking kids walked into my area and tried to swing the fucking clubs, but you swung too fucking hard. You're throwing it from your fucking shoulder. You couldn't hit the fucking ball with a fucking wooden pecker. I could shoot a fucking 50 with a fucking putter. To the fucking asshole who mooned my fucking wife Peg who was sitting in my fucking wagon, I'm going to hunt you down until the day you fucking die. It was a great fucking summer. A fucking good time was had by all.